AzStripPoker

My Ex Says I'm no good in bed. Prove her wrong!!!!!

Don't take me seriously. No sane person would.

I'm here to flirt and play Strip Poker via webcams, audio programs, even text if you're good enough. Not looking to hook up, date, get married or any of that stuff. I'm a Strip Poker guy. It's my kink. Written 30 books about it so far, and it's a lot of fun. Any (legal) age, race, body type, but I prefer older to younger women and no tats. You just need to bring your A game which means flirting, talking sexy, and your sense of adventure.

I'd like to have a beautiful Slave or at least a submissive. If you play Strip Poker, want to play Strip Poker, want to learn Strip Poker, want to be my Slave or my submissive, we can chat. All it takes is willingness and imagination, especially online. If you're not sure, please, don't ask me. I have no desire to talk anyone into anything.

I am here to chew gum and play Strip Poker, and I'm all out of gum.

In vanilla life, I'm into The Grateful Dead, The Dallas Cowboys and the WWE. I'm a PC Gamer with a special liking for RPGs and Bethesda. My gaming rig would blow most away. I'm a Disney nut. My favorite movies are "in Search of the Castaways" and "Beauty and The Beast." I like Kinky Friedman and John Stossel. I'm way too into "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz," and all things Oz. I have a YouTube Gaming channel, link available upon request if Xhamster allows it.

I'm not on whatever app you'll ask about. Instead, ask me about Session, Google Chat or Microsoft teams. All are free on all platforms. Session is the most secure.

I spent my twentieth birthday with my new wife at the time, my thirtieth single at an exclusive private screening of a Disney movie before it was released publicly, my fortieth in a homeless shelter, my fiftieth in Disneyland and my sixtieth in my new house.

I have no current plans to meet up with anybody from here for any reason whatsoever. But, if I was going to meet up, it would be after months and months of getting to know each other online. If your plan is for me to fly to you or you to fly to me, no thanks. Move along. Nothing to see here.

I am also not interested in anyone who sells content, images, sound or video. If you have a CamGirl or OnlyFans page or anything like it, please don't contact me. If you are a paid companion or you give paid massages, forget about it.

Mention something in your first message, something from this section, so I know you read my profile. If you don't, we have no reason to chat. I want exciting, dirty, flirty, submissive conversations that may or may not lead to something more, like a strip game. Nothing else at this time.

Now if you can't find something in this profile to chat about, don't contact me. We wouldn't have enough to discuss. And don't ask me if I want to hookup. I DON'T. Soon as you ask for funding, I will block you. I vet people to make sure they are who they say they are. Most turn out to be scammers. They offer sex immediately without bothering to check if we are in the same city or area. Still, they want money to meet up. I call them FOOKERs, fake hookers, usually men in Nigeria, Ghana or India pretending to be local women so they can steal your money.